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Diving => Diving => Topic started by: JohnnyCastaway on May 06, 2007, 04:29:58 PM

Title: sharks!
Post by: JohnnyCastaway on May 06, 2007, 04:29:58 PM

(http://www.7daysinparadise.com/gallery/d/32371-1/best_joke_1_.jpg)

 :ROFL:

Title: Re: sharks!
Post by: Bulldog on May 06, 2007, 04:36:03 PM

 


Trolling for Shark

The visiting preacher was on a morning walk on Long Key Bridge when he spots to locals dragging a heavy rope of the bridge. He looks over the rail and sees a man on the other end of the rope waving his arms and yelling. The preacher praises the 2 local men saying how he admires anyone taking time to help a brother in need.

As the preacher walks on one local says to the other, "He sure don't know nothing about shark fishin."


 jump

Title: Re: sharks!
Post by: flopnfly on May 06, 2007, 04:52:56 PM

(http://www.7daysinparadise.com/gallery/d/32392-1/Cartoon_4.JPG)

Title: Re: sharks!
Post by: Bulldog on May 06, 2007, 10:53:04 PM

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40055000/jpg/_40055294_shark203.jpg)

 "Are you talking to me ?"

Title: Re: sharks!
Post by: Gambitt on May 06, 2007, 11:40:10 PM

Why going diving with your buddy?

My SCUBA instructor always stressed that you should never go diving alone.

If you have equipment problems, your buddy can help you.

If you run out of air, your buddy can help you.

If you meet an aggressive shark, your odds are 50-50 instead of 100%.