Top ten signs that you have been diving too much this summer
* 10) You have to put your total number of dives in scientific notation.
* 9) You look back at your logbooks and realize you've spent more time at decompression than at uni.
* 8) You're permanently prune-figured.
* 7) Your dive log is available on Amazon.com.
* 6) You have named all the buff bream on your favourite wreck.
* 5) You worry that your office elevator is ascending too quickly.
* 4) You've stopped logging your dives because it's easier to just log your surface intervals.
* 3) Your "time to fly" is measured in months.
* 2) Your picture appears on fish identification tables.
* 1) You clear your ears prior to stepping on a down escalator.
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